Confessions from the class of 2025:

“I once pissed on the floor of the bathroom and, as I was washing my hands, some guy jumped in the puddle.”

“Stolen a traffic sign.”

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“​​Ever since ChatGPT, I haven’t 100% done an assignment on my own.”

“Pretended to like a guy back for 8 months so I could get his answers (lowkey felt bad halfway through but was already committed).”

“Stole food from the teachers lounge when they brought in Savvy Sliders ”

“One time in my freshman year of high school, I was staying after school with some friends and the staff room door next to the cafeteria was open, so me and my friends went in, saw a box of chips, and each took one. Best bag of chips I’ve ever had.”